Trymp’s State of the Union Address…

[HeadHoncho]

Trymp list

Things Trymp will say tonight:

• “The radical left” or “The lunatic democrats” 
  
• Talk about striking Iran
  
• Talk about Mexico and make it about him
  
• Bash Biden and Obama
  
• Talk about Nicki Minaj and actually have her there
  
• Say that Kash did nothing wrong
  
• Epstein files are a Democrat hoax
  
• Go off on some weird tangent about nothing
  
• Gets confused 
  
• Talk about someone’s dyck size
  
• Say the N-word
  
• Complain that Mamdani did nothing for NYC blizzard; blames Mamdani for the blizzard and says he’s handsome
  
• Talks about AOC and says she’s attractive 
  
• Talks about his “Movie Star” wife. That she’s the greatest First Lady ever
  
• A sh!t ton of rambling 
  
• Talk about heaven 
  
• Says he’s not racist because was friends with Jesse Jackson and Mike Tyson
  
• Will sh!t his pants
  
• Election fraud
  
• Ice and midterms 
  
• Owning Canada and Greenland 
  
• Says he has the “best” economy ever 
  
• More tariffs